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Posted at 10:58pm on April 19th - 117 NOTES

eremin-priestess:

oKAY BUT ARMIN AND EREN BEING PROTECTIVE OF MIKASA

SOME DUDE’S COMIN’ UP AND YO MIKASA COULD DEAL WITH THIS DOUCHE NO PROBLEM BUT

IN THE BACKGROUND

WE HAVE THE CUTE BLOND GIVING A SINISTER SMILE AND THE HOT ASS GLARING AT THE DUDE AND HE DOESNT EVEN GET ANY STEP CLOSER TO MIKASA

IF ANYTHING THEY’LL JUST SAY HE PROBABLY CONFUSED THEM FOR SOMEONE ELSE AND THEN KEEP ON THEIR VERY MERRY HAPPY WAY




Posted at 10:57pm on April 19th - 392 NOTES

barackobotm:

barackobotm:

my sister’s boyfriend was in a christian punk rock band in 2006, he played the harmonica, and their best song was a punk version of the dora the explorer theme song, that he and his best friend wrote when they had mono and spent a week watching dora, and they preformed in in a battle of the bands and won. he didnt play the harmonica much during it do he did charlestons across the stage

i wish i was making this up but i’m not



Posted at 10:56pm on April 19th - 341290 NOTES

buzzfeed:

awesomeringerud:

This makes me want to cry.

Same here, buddy. Same here.

(Source: hannahbowl)



Posted at 10:51pm on April 19th - 15312 NOTES
#heck u and ur adorable douche trumpet face 


(Source: feastings)




Posted at 10:45pm on April 19th - 284313 NOTES

pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair




Posted at 10:44pm on April 19th - 6850 NOTES

suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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Posted at 10:43pm on April 19th - 706992 NOTES

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

(Source: princessveroni)




Posted at 10:40pm on April 19th - 456084 NOTES

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)



Posted at 10:39pm on April 19th - 253590 NOTES
thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.




Posted at 9:05pm on April 19th - 51144 NOTES

surfacage:

livinginamercilessworld:

Eren and Jean in a nutshell

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idiots



Posted at 8:54pm on April 19th - 2080 NOTES
someoneudontknow5:

OKAY  YOU GUYS WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS I SAW THE CUTEST THING EVER
so I saw three police officers next to a building patrolling and stuff. And I guess one was a newbie and he was looking sort of down and he kept glancing at a bakery?
And like the two other officers kept exchanging these little smiles and then one of them just goes “Go buy a sandwich we know you forgot your lunch”But the young guy got flustered and was all “no no no we’re on the job no”So then the older policewoman just smiled and went “Well I could really use a croissant right now.” and the other guy was like “yeah me too, go get some for us, here’s some change. And also get yourself some lunch”
and the young guy just kinda asdfsdf and quickly ran to the bakery and I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO HAPPY AT THE THOUGHT OF A SANDWICH AND I DON’T KNOW IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER and the other two just looked so fond and I don’t know

someoneudontknow5:

OKAY  YOU GUYS WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS I SAW THE CUTEST THING EVER

so I saw three police officers next to a building patrolling and stuff. And I guess one was a newbie and he was looking sort of down and he kept glancing at a bakery?

And like the two other officers kept exchanging these little smiles and then one of them just goes “Go buy a sandwich we know you forgot your lunch”
But the young guy got flustered and was all “no no no we’re on the job no”
So then the older policewoman just smiled and went “Well I could really use a croissant right now.” and the other guy was like “yeah me too, go get some for us, here’s some change. And also get yourself some lunch”

and the young guy just kinda asdfsdf and quickly ran to the bakery and I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO HAPPY AT THE THOUGHT OF A SANDWICH AND I DON’T KNOW IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER and the other two just looked so fond and I don’t know




Posted at 8:53pm on April 19th - 171264 NOTES

kev-n:

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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Basically



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