zubat:

    I am absolutely in love with Zachary Piona

    jionttt:

    complete 180 degree flip like a perfectly grilled hamburger patty

    (Source: jionttt)

      georgedickham:

      have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up

      (Source: oldwomanjosie)

        blue-eyed-skeleton:

        smashedthegnomie:

        That last gif….

        no but the best part was that, instead of disputing everything Ham said, Bill Nye taught all who were listening about evolution and earth history. While Ham always went “no you’re wrong” Mr. Nye was just “yes yes, but have you guys heard about this-….”

        Bill Nye fucking LOVES science and I fucking LOVE Bill Nye

        (Source: micdotcom)

          guide to the sexualities

          culturallyrelevanturl:

          straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

          gay: happy

          bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

          pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

          polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

          asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy

          (Source: skullturallyrelevanturl)

            markus-of-nuttus:

            demispooky:

            male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

            where is the lie tho

              ultrafacts:

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                ndk90:

                potterbird:

                "I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

                This is a ridiculously fun watch

                  thechamberofsecrets:

                  earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

                    ninetynineno:

                    sylphoftime:

                    i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

                    meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

                    Okay, I laughed.

                      note-a-bear:

When Iggy thought she could come at Snoop, she didn’t realize she was auditioning for Drag Me to Hell 2

                      note-a-bear:

                      When Iggy thought she could come at Snoop, she didn’t realize she was auditioning for Drag Me to Hell 2

                      (Source: takingbackourculture)

                        underthe-corktree:

                        "I don’t want to talk about Panic! At The Disco"

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                          bobbyhoying:

                          giantspacefetus:

                          My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

                          Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this