apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

    yama-z-aki:

    SHUT UP FUTURE FISH I AM NOT IN THE MOOD

      Friendship: A Summary

      verysharpteeth:

      Bucky: Steve NO

      Steve: Steve YES

      Bucky: *sigh* *furious cursing* Bucky also yes

        knighttimebutton:

Free! Eternal Summer Episode 10

        knighttimebutton:

        Free! Eternal Summer Episode 10

          jeankirstchein:

          my anaconda dont

          my anaconda dont

          my anaconda dont want none. at all. my anaconda is asexual

            catully:

pinkrobotgirl:

fleecedragons:

myheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

alwaysyourbaby:

desert-revolution:


I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.
Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.

I’ve been waiting for a post like this.

THIS.

BLESS THIS POST

!!!!
thank

I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.
Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.
Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.
Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.
And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.
You recognize their shoes.

I always though this. And at the end of The Philosopher’s Stone? Slytherin had worked incredibly hard, and Dumbledore made sure that just enough points were given to students who had done about a million things against the school rules so that they would lose. I think that Slytherin house was victimised a lot, and I kind of  hope now that the likes of Scorpius Malfoy won’t have to go through such prejudice. Perhaps, after the war, people realised that all Slytherins weren’t to blame  Probably not, though.

            catully:

            pinkrobotgirl:

            fleecedragons:

            myheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

            alwaysyourbaby:

            desert-revolution:

            I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.

            Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.

            I’ve been waiting for a post like this.

            THIS.

            BLESS THIS POST

            !!!!

            thank

            I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.

            Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.

            Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.

            Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.

            And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.

            You recognize their shoes.

            I always though this. And at the end of The Philosopher’s Stone? Slytherin had worked incredibly hard, and Dumbledore made sure that just enough points were given to students who had done about a million things against the school rules so that they would lose. I think that Slytherin house was victimised a lot, and I kind of  hope now that the likes of Scorpius Malfoy won’t have to go through such prejudice. Perhaps, after the war, people realised that all Slytherins weren’t to blame  Probably not, though.

            (Source: zaynx)

              sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

              this entire episode is a treasure.

              (Source: stripedsweater)

                beatlesblaine:

                the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

                the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

                  thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

                  kanayoshiko:

                  sic burn

                  she just got high-fived by he-man

                    pierakor:

                    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

                    THIS FUCKING GUY

                    JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

                    WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

                    ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

                    CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

                    AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

                    LOOK AT THIS GUY

                    SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

                    YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

                    i was on mobile on the highway when i saw this so the pictures didn’t load and i was 110% sure this was a post about jesus until i got to the last line and then i just kind of turned off my phone and stared out the window for a while

                        Artist: Homestuck
                        Track: Flare
                        Album Homestuck Vol. 8
                        Played: 385,285 plays

                        frostycaptor:

                        kingkickass413:

                        alice-in-vault101:

                        filtered-rays:

                        Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.

                        who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?

                        originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell

                        With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again

                        This is gorgeous…..

                        Yet another thing I’m really liking today

                        even if you don’t like homestuck this is magnificent

                        (Source: filtered-rays)

                        herlittlepleasures:

                        you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

                        (Source: junoonee)

                          • aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
                          • taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
                          • gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
                          • cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
                          • leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
                          • virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
                          • libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
                          • scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
                          • sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
                          • capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
                          • aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
                          • pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
                          • THE LEVEL OF ACCURACY FOR SCORPIO

                          castorochiaro:

                          when you come up with an idea while half-awake and it sounds like the best fucking idea ever to your sleep addled brain

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                            swingtheserenade:

                            you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

                            so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

                            I have come full circle

                            (Source: blaqkbat)